How To Prepare For A
Puppy
Author Unknown
 Pour cold apple juice on
the carpet in several places and walk around barefoot in the dark.
Wear a sock to work that
has had the toes shredded by a blender.
Immediately upon waking,
stand outside in the rain and dark saying, "Be a good puppy and go
potty - hurry up now - come on, let's go!
Cover all your best suits
with dog hair. Dark suits must have white and light suits must have
dark. Also some hair in your first cup of morning coffee.
Play catch with a wet
tennis ball.
Run out in the snow in your
bare feet to close the gate.
Tip over a basket of clean
laundry, scattering clothing all over the floor.
Leave your underwear on the
living room floor, because that is where the dog will drag it anyway
(especially when you have company).
Jump out of your chair
shortly before the end of your favorite TV show and run to the door
shouting, "No NO! Do that OUTSIDE!" Miss the end of the
program.
Gouge the leg of the dining
room table several times with a screwdriver.
Put chocolate pudding on
the carpet in the morning, and do not try to clean it up until you
return from work that evening.
Take a warm, cuddly blanket
out of the dryer and immediately wrap it around yourself. This is the
feeling you get when your puppy falls asleep on your lap.
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